News Update

FANS!
-The Pier 6 Wrestling Shakedown TV Title Tournament continues THIS WEEKEND on Shakedown TV. This week's opening round matches are:
-----Brodie Lee vs. Kid Justice
-----Jonny Puma vs. Sik Rik Matrix

You know where to watch it. If not, click on "P6W Television Network" for times and stations. If it's anything like last week's opening round matches, you'll need a tranquilizer when it's over!

- The next P6W show will be Sunday, November 16, at Pineapple Jack's in Rochester, NY. Bell time is 4 PM. YES, THIS IS A TELEVISION TAPING. Hey Bills' fans: The Bills are playing on Monday night that weekend, so don't use football as an excuse for missing the hard-hitting wrasslin' action. (You may have heard that he show was scheduled for Nov. 9- that is now incorrect, and Nov. 16 IS official.)

-Back to the TV Title tournament- Rik Matrix defeated H.C. Loc two weeks ago, but how much damage did Loc do to Matrix's injured left arm? In a segment on Murphy's Pub, Jonny Puma made it fairly clear that he hired H.C. as a mercenary to soften up Matrix for his opening round match vs. Puma. Will it end up being money well spent by Jonny? Stay tuned.....

-Of course, Jonny Puma has returned from his NorthEast Hilarity Comedy Tour. How well it did depends on who you talk to. Puma's "people" claim Standing-Room-Only crowds across the East Coast. Others say that attendance in the low 20's was the norm......

- Somebody missed the message in my last Blog posting. I'm still reading John Milton's "Paradise Lost". Can somebody please tell a certain someone what that means?

-Message to the Bum Fight Club- It's OK to shower more than once a week, change your your clothes more than twice a month, and to use deodorant soap, mouthwash and lice removers... Please....

- Uh oh...Big Rig Brodie Lee's suspension has expired, and he's back for the title tourney. Will the maniacal 6'7" truck driver keep his focus on the title belt, or will he continue to injure officials, wrestlers and announcers once again?

- What's going on at our house near the lake shore? You'll find out soon, if you don't know already. KEEP SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 22, open for more exciting wrestling action presented by P6W. Check this website for more info as it develops.

-Word has it that Eric Everlast is angry, and not just at Troy Buchannan. Believe you me, you don't want to be around Everlast when he's angry.....

-Newest endorsed product to be coming from Pier 6 Wrestling: Disposable facial tissues! Use it once (or twice), then throw it away!

IVAN T. IMPALER