Thursday, October 9, 2008

ANOTHER blog from Ivan the Impaler!

-That's right, FANS! 2 updates in one week!


-TWO of the matches in the opening-round of the Pier 6 Wrestling Shakedown TV Title Tournament were announced this past weekend on Shakedown TV. They are:
-----Cody Deaner vs. John McChesney
-----Preston Wyatt Parks vs. Andrew Davis

-The other 2 matchups will be announced this coming weekend on TV. OR, you can just move on over to Pineapple Jack's in Rochester this Sunday (Oct.12th) and see for yourself! Watch this week's episode of Shakedown TV at 3 PM, then stay to watch the TV Title Tournament beginning at 4. It's like a 2-for-1 deal! Sorta......

-Anyone who saw this weekend's match between Eric Everlast and Troy Buchanan has to be scratching their heads...why did Troy do what he did? I'm still trying to get answers, but nobody's returning my calls.

-Meanwhile, Ed Delaney is STILL looking for his first win. He said recently that he's been studying tapes of Troy Buchanan in order to improve. I reckon' there were no tapes of Terry Funk, Harley Race or Ric Flair available. Ed better watch a LOT of tape in the next few days, because Mikhail Ruminov is next on his dance card.

-Been trying to catch up on some recreational reading lately. Now reading Milton's "Paradise Lost"

-Getting back to the title tournament. NOBODY is "awarded" a belt in P6W, they have to EARN it. It won't be easy, for a wrestler will have to win 3 matches to become the inaugural (and first) TV Champ. Will brute force, stamina, cunning or a combination of the three carry the day?

-Why was the Caesar at ringside with a notepad and pen watching the Preston W. Parks vs. Chris LaPlante match? Then again, maybe I'm better off not knowing. Who can figure out what that colorful (literally and figuratively) character is plotting?

-Our marketing department is busier than ever. They're currently working on a can opener that is non-electrical, but needs no physical effort whatsoever to operate. It's kinda like a perpetual motion machine, I suppose. No timetable yet as for when it'll be available to the general public.

-As many cinema fans know, Yours truly makes his big-screen debut in the sci-fi/horror/film noir epic entitled BITEZ, which premieres this Thursday (October 9th) at the Market Arcade Cinema in Buffalo, NY. I have a brief, yet crucial role. In movie parlance, I guess I'm a "heel", but I suppose that's all relative in this day and age.

IVAN T. IMPALER

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